Thursday, May 21, 2009

TMI Thursday- Puking at the Bar.

Here's my first post for TMI Thursday hosted by LiLu at Live It, Love It, you can go there and check out other TMI Thursday entries. They're hilarious.
TMI Thursday
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Here goes nothing.

It was my 23rd birthday and Christmas Eve. I had finished up with the family stuff and was headed to the bar. After arguing with my mom about wanting to go to the bar and her saying its Christmas Eve you shouldn't be going to the bar. Thank God for my Dad that told her its her birthday let her go to the bar. My dad rocks!
So I go to the popular bar in town that everyone frequents. Of course I go by myself since a lot of my friends are out of town. Obvious reasons. Since I frequent this bar a lot I know a lot of the staff so it was no big deal showing up by yourself. BTW I drove there too! Great combination.
Any who, I'm drinking and low and behold my best friend shows up with his roommates. I start hanging out with them and drinking and doing shots. It was awesome.
Then I feel that feeling, ya know the one, when you know everything is going to come back up. I lean under the pub table and vomit! Where I remember seeing a piece of shrimp from dinner. Then I excuse myself and go into the bathroom and throw up again. I know I'm sexy! I know the someone saw me do this but I wasn't cut off or kicked out. How awesome is that!
I rinse out my mouth go back out and start drinking some more and pretend nothing happened.
Since my best friend and his roomies took a cab to the bar they drove my car and me back to their place! Where I don't remember much but woke up early the next morning grabbed McDonald's and headed home to spend Christmas in bed.
Granted I can't drink like this anymore. Once I vomit I'm done drinking.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Totally Awkward Tuesday

Yay TAT will go on. Thanks Tova.

This happened to me last week. Hubs and I are planning a trip back to the Midwest and I've been emailing and FB all of the "important" people that we are coming. By important I mean the ones that I really want to see and hang out with.
My old boss and I still have contact with each other and we're pretty good friends. We should be we shared an office for 3 years. I told him that we were planning on coming back and he said he was going to pick us up at the airport. (its 3 hrs away) kinda weird but whatev. Anyway Hubs wanted me to email old boss and make sure that he was for sure going to pick us up.
I told Hubs yeah I'll email him plus I have to tell him about the crazy dream I had too. (I'm known for these outrageous and very detailed dreams)
So I email old boss (I'm waiting for the moment I type old balls or something) and I tell him about the dream. Basically it was riding in his truck but I was driving and he was in the back. No big deal.
Old boss emails back. I wish you were in the back with me we'd have fun.
WTF... Weird...I think not. I in no way, ewww, ewww, ewww!
What do you say to that? Thank god it was over email and I could just not respond from it.
Thanks Tova for keeping TAT

Thursday, May 14, 2009

True boredom

I'm at work, yea I know I should be working not blogging. Any who I've been surfing the Internet and decided to find my Mob name. Since this blog is anonymous I can't share it with you. BTW I almost forgot that and almost shared my name with you. Wow very out of it.
My Mob name is blank "the gun" blank. I think its quite funny.
Then I went to another site where you can find your mob nickname. Mine is The Butcher. My husbands is The Executioner.
I would link the websites back to this post but I already closed websites so if you want to know your Mob stuff you will have to do it the old fashioned way and google it.
Sorry I'm bored and lazy.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

busy busy busy

I've been very busy lately and for some reason can't seem to think where the last 2 weeks have gone. Does anyone remember them? I look back at the calendar and remember what I did but it seems like that was yesterday not 2 weeks ago. Anyway a lot is going on and a lot continues to go on. One day falling into the next.

I'm looking forward to the end of the month when I get to see my nieces and nephews. Oh how I miss seeing them! I will be busy traveling East and then headed back home and then on to the Mid-west. My dogs will be missing us too!

I think I should be entitled to go shopping for my travels. I already have an idea of what I want to buy. Now I have to convince my husband that I need all the things I want. I will need all the luck I can get!